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Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...

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When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...

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Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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I’ll be using ancestry.com instead of Tinder.

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    Too bad that traitor rag ruins a beautiful red dress

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      deleted by creator

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        Potential is what she calls her brother.

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    If her family could read, they’d be offended.

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    This dress is also available in a color we call “Appomattox Court House”.

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    How do you circumcise a redneck?
    Kick his sister in the jaw.

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    This girl was born innocent… And thanks to the shitty roll of dice her patents were moron rednecks that filled her brain with garbage.

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      Her parents were also born innocent…

      • madcaesar@lemmy.world
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        True. It’s a vicious cycle of hate, that’s hard to break if you live in a backwards part of the country surrounded by morons.

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    “I’ll wear the flag of the losing side, that’ll make me seem [???].”

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    When your football coach just retired

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    Seems like conefederates has no ass after the beating they had.

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    Trash.

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    What are the chances the marriage lasts longer than the Confederacy?

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    Bo and Luke been hitting that.

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    I’ll be her slave. :)

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      bro chill

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    Alright but like, the dress actually does look nice

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      So did the slaver’s daughters’ dresses.

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      No it doesn’t. It looks like someone that needs so much damn attention they can’t just get married, they need to own the libs while getting married. It’s sad and looks horrible because of the pattern. Nothing makes it look good.

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      No, it doesn’t. It’s a crinkled, rumpled, shapeless mess. It looks like it was home made, by someone with no business making a dress.

      It looks terrible.

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