Thats a take away box. You’re safely at home and not in a public place, soon to be beaten to death.
I just like eating from a takeaway box. The environmental impact makes me happy inside.
Can you drop me your home address? I just want to talk real quick
I just wanna talk to him.
I just wanna talk to him.
I just wanna talk to him.
I just wanna shoot him.
I just wanna talk to him.
God I miss classic family guy.
Same. At least we have Futurama back.
Are you dropping off some dipping custard? How thoughtful
I think it would go well with mango ice cream
This should be the exception to the “no cruel and unusual punishment” rule
Some places have mayo, why no ketchup?
I’ve seen this in real life.
We were having a company dinner at a REALLY fancy place. They were advertisers in our paper. So, the chef had prepared a nice six course meal for the group.
Some colleagues are definitely more McD’s guests rather than fancy restaurants.
Three courses in, here comes a steak and gourmet fries to garnish. Colleague goes hog wild, dumps a bunch of fries on his plate and waves over the waitress. “Hey, do you have a bottle of ketchup? For on the steak?” The look she gave him was one of utter shock. “I, uh, wow, uhm… I’ll check”.
She eventually came back with a bottle, but I was sure the chef would have chased my colleague around with a kitchen knife if he’d heard of the request. That dude was intense.
REALLY fancy place
Steak and fries
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There are “fancy” (and of course expensive) places that specialise in high end cuts of meat - that serve fries as a standard side option.
Steak and fries is a restaurant staple, even if you go really expensive. This place serves 200 euro plus Wagyu cuts, for reference. And it was sublime.
The fries were ‘gourmet’ fries. Basically, you get like a ramekin of fries, which are mostly meant as garnish. It’s not like a full plate of fries.
My colleague liked them so much he did ask for extra fries, which got a mild frown from the waitress.
Oh fuuuuuuck you
Have an extremely angry upvote. I don’t even like raw fish and this pisses me off. And I’m also craving an eel roll. Anyone know a good sushi restaurant in Minneapolis?
Don’t know any sushi place in Minneapolis that has ketchup 0/10
I think I knew one in 2003
I will murder you in real life
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That gives me an idea for an invention. Hollow chopsticks so you can pump ketchup onto your sushi as you eat it. You could even stab it into it and do a ketchup injection!
I wonder if wasabi ketchup is a thing…
Wasabi ketchup would just be DIY shrimp cocktail sauce with a green tint.
I actually have both wasabi and ketchup. I can try making some.
For science!
I’ve seen ketchup injected fries before.
I think we already have it, it call straw. You can use iron straw as chopsticks
🤢🤢🤢🤮
You will die alone and forgotten, disgraced by history. 13 curses upon you.
13 is my lucky number!
That’s the only thing that matters, honestly!
This person is going to be on the news some day, sliced in half by a katana-wielding chef.
The verdict is death.
Not until the diabetes kicks in
also works with pizza restaurants in Italy
And steakhouses in Texas also love this trick!
