Ravioli, ravioli
What’s in the pocketoli
I was always told it was for condoms but I have 4 kids so I wouldn’t know
Man your wife’s boyfriend is fertile
Virile
And fertile
Guitar picks, little known fact!
iPod Nano
Chris (Simpsons Artist) is the best!
I love his stuff, but I also get that it’s not for everyone.
Why not? Everyone likes ravioli.
Not me. I don’t like ravioli.
hides crossed fingers in tiny pocket
In literally every pair of pants I have, I use that to store a hair elastic or two. Then whenever I need my hair up (eg, eating and hair would get in the way), I have one easily on hand.
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Text at the top reads: what is that small jean pocket actually for The first image shows a hand pointing downwards and to the right and the text underneath “a safe place for my finger to hide”, the finger has a label reading “he is so nervous” The second image shows a ravioli square and the text “ravioli” underneath The third image shows a naked, balding grey-haired man with a mustache, waving and smiling from his place inside the aforementioned pocket and the text “a home for kevin”
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Are we doing “good human” here or are we eschewing that as a “reddit thing”?
I’ve received a few "good human"s, it seems to be pretty much whatever you like. I don’t know why one person took offense at your question though.
Filthy Frank approves Ravioli
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It’s where your keyfob goes.
Key fob for keyless entry to my car.
You cut your ravioli too small
Earbud case. Can bust them out and drown out some screaming children in seconds.
Hah, just the other day I realized the ‘tiny’ pocket on my Guess jeans is actually large enough to easily hold an entire Leatherman multitool!
Lucky me, now that I know they make their mini pockets that big, I’ll probably make sure to go for Guess jeans in the future next time I go clothes shopping 👍
Things you don’t want falling out when you dig into your pockets. I keep change there, or my bus pass, or even a zippo if you smoke
I left Kevin in once and he was PISSED
