imagine a slider on a video game going way in the other direction, that is. this isn’t like one of those philosophy riddle things
Alcohol is addicted to me.
“If you’ve managed to quit alcohol - your greatest weakness - perhaps you’ve already found your greatest strength.”
- Gandalf the Grey
I mean, in a way, it can’t quit you…
Partial disability from a car breaking my neck and back, causing issues with posture :: I have super human strength and endurance I use to fuck up cars for fun
I’m now on time. People notice my punctuality, no one actually cares.
My greatest weakness is my passivity and inability to make decisions so honestly I have no idea.
You would become an incredible and charismatic leader, always capable of picking the right choice and carrying everyone forward.
You now have the ability and drive to always make decisions. Are they good ones? Who knows but they are decisions
I become a social butterfly with insane levels of charisma.
Nightclub promotions? Is that still a job or did AI influencers take over it after Covid?
Having my head chopped off now makes me stronger and more alive.
Every head chopped would spawn three heads
I am procrastinate and don’t fully commit to things: I am well planned and finish everything I lay my hands on.
I am happy and enjoy every moment of life.
I’m gonna be social and charismatic af
I have always said if I could re-roll my stats I would trade whatever amount of intelligence I supposedly have to be dumb as a box of fucking rocks with a ludicrous amount of charisma.
I’m a jack of all trades, master of none:m; so I’ll be a virtuoso of one thing.
i can walk again :)
I break everything I touch -> I fix everything I touch
The other day I saw the clock in the bathroom stop working. I swapped the batteries and it stopped working entirely.
I’m undepressable and I don’t have ADHD anymore
All those walls and furnitures will miss you ricocheting off them.
WHERE DID YOU PUT THE CAMERAS
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According to the rules of the post, you are now confident, persuasive, and loved!
And the best thing of all… it doesn’t just have to be a fantasy. These are all qualities that can be learned, practiced, and refined over time. It’s not easy, but it can become a reality!
The world is invaded by day walker vampires somehow. Most of the human population is dead or turned, those remaining live under a cloud of distrust and paranoia - anyone could be a vampire. even the people you know could’ve been turned since you last saw them.
I don’t notice. Because of social anxiety, I stayed indoors.
