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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Air quality in there isn't too good

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Air quality in there isn't too good

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Lawyerator@lemmy.world
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    On the plus side, if the Foot Clan attacks, you’ll have easy access to allies.

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      It is also a reasonable explanation for any disappearing pizza.

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        * stares intently at username, but says nothing *

        • NotATurtle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Like my username implies I am definitely not responsible for breaking into this persons home and stealing 3-4 pizzas last week.

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            We’ve been watching this guy and we agree he is telling the truth.

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              You’ve said to much. A team has been dispatched to your location.

              The NAACP has eyes and ears everywhere. Do not resist.

              Or do, make my day.

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              They can’t steer a long boat or play a sitar for shit, though…

  • Bernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works
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    What a shit hole

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      this is literally a shit hole

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        that’s the joke

  • mvirts@lemmy.world
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    No city name on the lid? Maybe this is the best crawlspace access ever?

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      I used to have to poke around in manholes. Not all of them have the name of the city on them, and not all of them go to a sewer. Some of them have cables in them.

      The one pictured does look like a municipal manhole cover instead of one belonging to AT&T or another communications company, just because of the design on it.

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        That was one thing I could never do when I was an “urban explorer” (fancy term for trespassing in to municipal water infrastructure), manholes always freaked me out so much my friends couldn’t even peer pressure me.

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          That’s for the best. You can 100% fall over dead before you know what’s happening in an unventilated manhole.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      I seem to remember this being a Reddit post some years ago actually. Don’t know much more than that.

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    Imagine this shit coming up when the streets outside flood or something

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      Fun!

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      Pretty sure this does not meet code.

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        Doesn’t matter, they’ll sublet it to some poor student and call it ‘close to the city centre’ because the king’'s shit floats through those pipes.

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    If the house is old enough, it might be an old coal shoot chute for a boiler in the basement. Lived in an old farmhouse for a bit that had one of these

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      *coal chute

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        From French chute, fall, see also parachute, “protect against falling”.

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        Thank you… I knew it wasn’t “shoot” but no other spelling looked right

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    Bro lives under the secret base of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Under?

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    You need turtles and pizza

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    Oh, you found the rat pit, put that trap door back, put it, PUT IT BACK MOTHERFUCKER.

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      Nah that’s free calories ain’t no way

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    Sounds about right. Pieces of garbage would charge us by weight if they could.

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