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no banana@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Pregnancy

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Pregnancy

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    Now the baby can walk with its exoskeleton.

    • jayemar@lemm.ee
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      Krang from TMNT

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    There’s a whole lot wrong with this page.

  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    Ah yes, the famous 10 week period to let the baby rest and finish cooking before mom pushes the freeloader out

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    Is this…not…how it is?

    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      No. The baby is usually facing down and is much smaller than that. Also, most women don’t have elastigirl arms.

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        Most.

        • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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          When I was a kid, my mom was usually pretty laid back. But, if we were being smart asses, I’m pretty sure she could have reached us from halfway across the room.

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        Most babies turn head down in the last few weeks- a typical pregnancy lasts 40 weeks. At 30 weeks like in the picture the baby would probably still be in a head up position.

      • hemmes@lemmy.world
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        Yes, but this clearly depicts the baby straight up chillin’ waiting for somebody to load up his right arm with a beer. So…

      • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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        More lies on the internet

    • stackPeek@lemmy.world
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      do legs usually go pregnate?

      • hemmes@lemmy.world
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        …yes?

  • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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    Why is her left arm too fucking long?

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      Because this is chris (simpsons artist)

      • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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        I don’t get the reference.

        • klemptor@startrek.website
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          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_(Simpsons_artist)?wprov=sfla1

    • intensely_human@lemm.ee
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      Why is the baby pregnant?

      • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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        Because it’s opposite day.

  • Jilanico@lemmy.world
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    Looks like Slenderman met his Slenderwoman <3

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    What is the name of the book?

    • Creazle@lemmy.world
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      The story of life by Chris (Simpsons artist)

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    I hate this.

  • Lev_Astov@lemmy.world
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    I didn’t know Chris (Simpsons artist) had a book and now I need it.

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    The Simpsons have come a long way.

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    If the baby’s legs go through her legs shouldn’t the baby’s arms go through the arms? With all that practice following along with mom babies should be able to walk immediately after birth like the rest of the natural world.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Assuming babies are natural

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    Skinwalker

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    “Am I the pregenant?”

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    Sauce¿?

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