I’m glad it worked for him, but if someone did that to me, I’d probably get fatter just out of spite.
Healthy fuck.
Fine! Fine! I’ll go jogging, you bastard!
I’d probably get fatter just out of spite.
-Gets fatter
-Has heart attack
-Dies
-Friend: there it goes the fat f*****t
For the US users, that’s 0.79 Danny DeVitos
According to the questionable celebrity health statistics website I found… Danny DeVito is 70kg, which is 11 stone… So it’s more like the chef lost almost 1.9 Danny DeVitos. We Americans may have weird measuring systems, but we take them seriously!
My apologies, I accidentally divided by Dutch cask per stadion
294 lbs for other confused Americans, 133.4 Kg for everyone else that’s not British.
Are you sure? 133 kilo is two of me…
That’s why this is a news article, it’s really quite impressive in terms of both weight gained and weight lost.
1 stone = 14 pounds ≈ 6 kilo
What is this, Diagon Alley?
That’s what Google said
Only way someone can loose 130kg+ in 6 weeks if they get chopped in half.
It says he texted him for six weeks. Not that is how fast he lost the weight. But at least that’s how I read it.
Thats not what is says
6 weeks?
I assume the texting was six weeks but the weight losing longer
Had no idea kidney stones were that big
With peer pressure you can do anything!
Try to pay attention to your food intake.
Who the fuck measures anythin in stones?
People from the UK.
We still like pints and miles too.
Obelix
Miners
How many pebbles in a stone, and stone in a boulder? It’s a convenient measurement, I’m sure.
All I know is that a large boulder can be the size of a small boulder.
Oh yeah 😎👉👉
1 stone is 14lbs, the uk still like to use imperial for measuring weight and height
UK seems to be using every measure available.
Pounds isn’t already imperial?
Yeah but i only see the British using Stone, americans just use pounds from what I’ve seen.
Pounds is force and stone is mass I believe.
Lb-ft is force - the number of pounds per foot. Pounds is 1/14 of a stone, or a Stone is 14 pounds. 2.2 pounds per kilogramme.
Anyone else a bit suspicious of a skinny chef?
Nah, most good chefs are cigarette addicted and depressed, that keeps them skinny
Most chefs I’ve known are addicted to a lot more than just cigarettes
And as an ex smoker I can tell you, cigarettes aren’t very good at keeping you skinny.
Quitting is pretty good at making you fat tho lmao (speaking from experience)
Work 18 hours, spend it on blow, crash in the alley by the dumpsters, wake up, work another 18 hours.
How do they taste anything? Smoking dulls your tastebuds.
Well I was in catering the owner was the taster and he didn’t smoke and drank only luke warm espresso in one gulp. I know because he explained it to me many times.
Yes very much so. There was this bakery I would go to when I was a teen who had the best chocolate chip cookies ever. The woman behind the counter stood taller than pretty much any woman I have ever seen and her obesity made me wonder how she could even stand.
Well it’s UK so I’m guessing now the friend goes: “skinny fuck” every day?
So were those stones ugly? Or just too much for his furniture? Why is this so anti-stones?
Zeus tricked him into eating them.
Stones are made of high fructose corn syrup, maltodexotrin, skittles, and xanthan gum?
21 stone in six weeks?
To me, I read it as though he decided to lose weight after 6 weeks of his friend texting him. He then decided after 6 weeks, that he will start losing the weight. Yea? Yea I’ll go with that
Did he pay for 1½ month gym membership?
