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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Gastronomical Masterpiece

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Gastronomical Masterpiece

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • x4740N@lemmy.world
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    What fucking godless heathen eats rice with ketchup

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      Americans. They would even eat old car tires with ketchup.

      • mondo_brondo@lemmy.world
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        I’ve never heard of anyone eating rice with ketchup before.

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          Have you ever American though?

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            Yes

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              A man of culture, i see

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            deleted by creator

        • titter@lemmy.world
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          I like white rice with cheddar cheese and ketchup. Best to cube your cheese up from a block and put it on last with the ketchup so it doesn’t melt.

          You should see how i make tea.

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        Ketchup rice is a Japanese dish. https://www.chopstickchronicles.com/ketchup-rice/#recipe

        • stackPeek@lemmy.world
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          Fried rice, not normal rice

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            And who determined steamed rice is “normal” rice.

            Ricist!

      • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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        Lol, we really don’t do this. But it’s fun to fuck with people.

      • Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world
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        Nah dude. Just a little bit of soy or tonkatsu sauce.

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        more like people in America sometimes eat it. just like how people everywhere sometimes do everything and stupid nationalism only divides everybody more.

      • hydrospanner@lemmy.world
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        Only all-season radials.

        We got standards, you know.

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        Haha I don’t know many American adults who eat ketchup on more than a few foods. Maybe burgers, maybe hot dogs, probably french fries. Most of us hate how it smells too.

      • MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world
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        Don’t knock it till you try it.

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      That’s the joke

    • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works
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      Me sometimes when I have no energy for anything else :| been doing it since I was a kid

    • MashedTech@lemmy.world
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      Agreed

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    Butter, parmesan, salt and pepper

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      Cheese with rice? Damn

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      Remove butter, put EVO, remove parmisan, put Parmigiano Reggiano, you have a masterpiece

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        Agree, I dont have reliable access to EVOO or good parmigiana. If I had my way all the time it would be thyme and lavender and oregano infused olive oil with cucumbers as well as a three way mixed Parmigiana, Asiago, Oaxaca or dried mozarella.

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    Soy sauce.

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    Sir, this is a wendys.

  • gosling@lemmy.world
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    1 billion dollars with a side of 1 trillion dollars, next question

    • ramble81@lemm.ee
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      But the only thing you can do is eat it. Nothing else.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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        Not seeing the problem here.

  • LewZephyr@sh.itjust.works
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    Butter. Nuff said.

    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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      The ol’ end of the month fried rice.

  • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world
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    Roundup herbicide

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Best suggestion

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    Those bottles of chili crisp with the face of an angry/disappointed looking Asian lady on the label. So good.

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      Laoganma
      So good! Ty their other sauces as well. I think there’s four or five available in the US.

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        Which one should I try? I think there is this one with beans in it, right?

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          I cook with the black beans one. It’s delicious in Sichuan Dry Fried Green Beans.

          Here’s a good video on their whole line. They talk about what’s available in the US of course.

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            Thanks!

  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    Butter and salt. Or soy sauce. Anything except ketchup really…

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      Well, how would you use ketchup if there is no ketchup, silly

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    Milk, cinnamon, sugar, raisins. Heat in microwave.

    Yum.

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      Cooking until congee and I agree

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      S/raisins/pistacios

  • make -j8@lemmy.world
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    Removed by mod

  • Thteven@lemmy.world
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    Teriyaki and Sriracha

  • negativeyoda@lemmy.world
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    An egg

    • hydrospanner@lemmy.world
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      Raw.

      With a drizzle of dark soy sauce and a sprinkling of toasted sesame seeds.

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        You know what’s up.

        I usually throw a bit of miso in before cooking and add avocado if I have it

    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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      How would you eat an egg without ketchup?

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    Garum, obviously. Ave, Imperator!

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    My 9 year old literally eats steamed rice with ketchup and if given this choice he would just it to die.

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      Your 9 year old just offended countries where rice is a large part of their food culture

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        They tend to do that. 9yo humans are just naturally offensive creatures 🤷

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        The sad story is he was diagnosed with Celiac at 3, and as such has grown up with a lot of food issues. It’s developed into like a fear of new foods, and his crutch is ketchup, which is the lesser of evils at this point. We think it’s crossed into ARFID, and he’s in OT.

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      Oof, has he tried soy sauce or teriyaki?

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        Copying my reply to someone else, the sad story is he was diagnosed with Celiac at 3, and as such has grown up with a lot of food issues. It’s developed into like a fear of new foods, and his crutch is ketchup, which is the lesser of evils at this point. We think it’s crossed into ARFID, and he’s in OT.

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