Why don’t they have Wi-Fi in Church?
!They don’t want to compete with an invisible power that actually does something!<
The power of zing compels you
Except Panera’s not even in the same league when it comes to completely unnecessary deaths… religion/ church has millennia & millions up on Panera.
Edit: Panera also has far less sweaty-palmed, Father Feelgood kiddie-diddling accusations as well.
Let them cook
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I get a tasty lemonade, AND I get to die??? Sign me up!!
I haven’t tried it, but I heard it’s not actually that great. Though that one person who died had three of them, so what do I know
I kinda want to try it and if I live go on and on about how that makes me invincible
As long as each lemonade is tasty/3 or better, OP is still golden
Well, you get to die anyways, so that’s lemonade && 1 = lemonade
Ok but I’m still not going to church
You know what? That death lemonade isnt going to rape your kid so it is still better than church.
How many people have died because of organized religion vs. Panera charged lemonade.
Hard to say since the former is still a running number
How about neither?
No no, let’s hear the lemonade out
Okay, but if Panera starts playing bad rock songs in praise of their lemonade, I’m leaving.
Its more likely than you think. Waffle house has a music label.
What if it’s a banger? Coke seems to keep doing it so it’s not outside the realm of possibility
GODDAMMIT YOU CANNOT JUST I-V-vi-IV YOUR WAY THROUGH LIFE!!!
To be fair, the church had killed more people than literally anything.
I don’t blame people for not going to church. They don’t even give you wine anymore, just grape juice. Jesus drank wine, why can’t I?
I thought Jesus was wine or something like that? I’ve never participated in Christianity’s cannibalistic rituals though, so I’m sure I’m a bit confused.
the wine only becomes Jesus’ blood in your tummy unless you have an operation or autopsy then it turns back into wine just in the nick of time, apparently.
It’s only cannibalism if you believe you are the same as God.
Arise, God-drinkers.
For mormons it’s just water :(
Mormons had to mix mayonnaise into their ketchup when it first got introduced to Utah, because ketchup was too spicy. Mormons are bitches.
Lmao don’t bring fry sauce into this!
To be fair though, church is many times more deadly and 0% delicious 🤷
Oh they can be delicious alright…
I must be out of the loop. What’s church?
Don’t threaten me with a good time Panera
I’m surprised this is only 3rd from the top. Half joking about wanting death is like 3 generations deep at this point xD
Right? The suicide coaster of beverages.
Random caffeine overdoses are preferable to repeated genocide…
Wait what
Panera has been selling some sort of lemonade with a ton of caffeine, and there have been a couple of news stories recently about it killing people.
It sounds like people aren’t aware that “charged lemonade” has caffeine at all when they order it. Or maybe they realize it but aren’t expecting 260-390mg.
Holy fuck where has this lemonade been my whole life???!?!?!
If you never see me post again, tell my mom I loved her!
Goddamn, that’s a lot of caffeine on a lemonade, wth
There was a coffee shop in Canada apparently selling an off-menu “nurse special” or something like that, was like 8 espresso shots or something ridiculous meant to be consumed over the course of a 12 hour shift. Caused some issues with people but seems like the article disappeared.
I heard about some problem with caffeine, but didn’t hear about it being about Panera. Jeebus crissmas that is actually nuts.
Darwin effect
The caffeine content was literally listed on the drink’s nametag taking up like 1/4 of the tag.
One of the guys who died drank 90oz of the stuff and had known blood pressure issues. Panera isn’t at fault here.
Calling it Lemonade might prove to be a problem because there’s an understood meaning for the word lemonade that doesn’t involve caffeine. They could have marketed it as lemon-flavored but calling it lemonade and putting it next to the regular lemonade could be construed as them trying to hide the caffeine content from consumers.
It’s called Carged Lemonade. That implies some level of caffeine.
Also, again, the caffeine content of the drink was clearly displayed. It’s not like they dumped caffeine in lemonade and didn’t tell anyone.
Lemonade by itself maybe, but “Charged” is the first word read right before it
That should immediately imply it’s not a normal lemonade
Haven’t seen the tag, but note dispensers were moved behind registers at some locations after the first death/lawsuit.
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Tnx for sharing! I’ll just add an alternative web player that can 2x :)
I’LL TAKE 5
