When I’m really craving something sweet, I’ll have a shot glass of maple syrup, preferably a light, early batch.

French style crepes, paper thin, with slices of ham and gruyere between them the first time, then maple syrup and/or whipped cream and berries the second time, to finish.

I like salvaging dried baguettes by busting them into chunks and then soaking them overnight in the cream -egg-vanilla mixture so they’re fully saturated.

Eat the axes!

I prefer buttering fresh fruit and then blistering them under the broiler

Where does Apple fit on this meme?

Trades are a good option, but how long before plumbing drones are crawling through the sewers?

aka Spunktaceans

It does have some very unique features, like if you submit a print job that is larger than fifteen pages it goes on strike

I won’t spare you, but you feel free to keep talking about whatever you want

This actor played in a sitcom called Will & Grace where the character he played was gay but lived with an attractive woman

“Tyranny is the deliberate removal of nuance”

-Albert Maysles

I think it’s a sad case of cunts being cunts

Cetaceamodo

Bought a coke at a little corner store in Beijing. Asked for a straw. They brought a watermelon.

Harambe was involved from the start.

Can’t you install graphene on Pixel 6 and later?

Mmmm head cheese

Don’t be something or other, hey check out this week’s doodle!

Nah that was to be sure things were presentable if a very important person came by. People like Jesus Christ or a resurrected JFK judging by the plastic never having moved an inch for forty years