Yeah they’re really burning that 1940s marketing asset

This is just the subset of universes where Ricks are Beakers

I’d go with Fury

We need more waterninjas

Keep looking, it’ll switch

Buy him a barbell and let him decide whether to use it or let it close.

It’ll bring you closer together. The “harm” is done, so the difference now is whether you make him feel like going to you was a mistake or not.

Be cool, support him, and he’ll feel more comfortable approaching you before he makes his next questionable decision.

That’s what I would want from a dad

That’s a good question… Is there a large European diaspora in Israel?

Connedicut

A Very Special Tribute to Queen Elizabeth 2 followed by the Diet Mug Root Beer Dwayne Johnson Show

Yeah the guy in the middle with the fishing rod is his little brother Skippy trying to impress his friends

“What’s the average retail price for one liter of Santorum?”

“I don’t think they sell that by the–”

“Ah HA!! NOT GAY!!”

Drank or juice tho

One by Metallica, Ratamahatta by Sepultura, The Trooper by Iron Maiden are all up there

Special mention for Gimme Chocolate by Babymetal

The dinosaurs are doing quite well. Corvids in particular…

I’d like a McUpskirt combo

Sir, this is a Burger King

No, a meatloaf is early Borg protein, this is advanced Borg protein.

We are fed.

He didn’t win though

What are the odds that a Viking raider wore this ring ironically?

That’s a typo, the cat is named “Muff In”

Grab em by the privacy