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TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

You may want to sit down

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You may want to sit down

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TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    And they were roommates

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      The best of friends.

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      “roommates”

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    No, definitely a loving symbol.

    PS: I had to explain the tattoo to my cute innocent girlfriend. I think something died inside of her (not me).

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      Cute innocent girls are nice

      Don’t let her go through the rabbit hole :D

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        Too late, now there’s a rabbit in her hole

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          Oh hello rabbit hole!

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        Removed by mod

        • Jarix@lemmy.world
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          Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

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            Wow

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              Heard that as him doing it as Owen Wilson

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    The #wap makes it funnier.

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      What’s the author think it stands for?

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        Judging by the nature of them posting an adult’s arm with this tattoo, they know exactly that it stands for and put it in there for additional laughs.

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          If it was a real post, that person is obviously trolling.

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        Worship and prayers

      • MidRomney@lemmy.world
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        White American Protestant

        • TheMinions@lemmy.world
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          I’ve always heard Anglo- Saxon but American also works haha

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        We Aren’t Prepared?

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    Aww, they’re scissor sisters now!

    • pigup@lemmy.world
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      let’s have a kiki

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        I wanna have a kiki.

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      I don’t feel like dancing.

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    What’s funny that Satan is living rent free in this person’s brain…

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      Literal mental illness.

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    The hashtag is appropriate.

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      #we are praying lol

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      WET AT POOL

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    Scissor me timbers!

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    Is her best friend Sappho?

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      And Dorothy.

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      Kinda related I saw a sculpture of Sappho at a Museum last month and it looked like she was so miserable she was going to claw herself to death. I have read some of her poetry and from what I read she seemed like a pretty happy woman. I don’t know exactly what the artist was going for there.

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    Is it even possible to trace this back to the person who originally got that tattoo and the person who originally wrote those words, both probably never even knew each other, you know how the internet propagates and twists things

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    Scissor me timbers

    • TokenBoomer@lemmy.worldOP
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      Still the funniest response. Great name too.

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        Thanks. You’re the second one I’ve seen today that likes my username. It’s the name of one of my 3 year old niece’s books hahaha

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          Get her The Book with No Pictures. My kids loved that book.

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    Best Friend Roommate.

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    I think those two are a bit more than “best friends”

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      Just a couple of crazy cut-ups!

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      You sure?

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    Sapho and her friend.

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    Denim jacket and all

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