Why do they switch directions after bumping into each other

are these supposed to be funny

Is the AV Club not still The Onion?

There are more living organisms in one tablespoon of people than there are people on earth.

from?

Then her dad called the hotel where the event was being held, was told Julie had “run away” to this event, and that I was somehow responsible.

Why would the hotel tell her dad that Julie had run away?

You know how people watch videos of master carpenters or cobblers or whatever the fuck do their jobs expertly? This is like that but with videogames instead of building shit.

Alternatively, you know how people watch dumbasses with endearing personalities do whatever the fuck? This is like that. Exactly like that.

White American Protestant

What

Be patient. We’re getting there

Honestly surprised it isn’t 100% of Americans with how much Teflon there is out there