My home is equipped with Thomas Edison‘s electric lamps. I can write with my quill all hours of the night without getting any soot on my walls.

Poorly.

I am tired. All the time.

I don’t, that’s why I chose to be a night owl. Society happens during the day and I want no part of it.

I am single with no children. Having no reason to switch to a “normal person” schedule on my days off, I simply don’t. Combine that with blackout curtains and I don’t have many problems. Occasionally I need to engage with a business who for some God-awful reason insists on doing work before noon, and those days suck, but otherwise I’m good.

Move to a place where your body clock hours align with the hours of your remote employment. Move to a place where the society is later at night. Be a star performer so that the managers don’t care that you show up after “lunch” because you lock the building when you’re done and get all your work done.

Cry

The thing I hated the most about covid was how businesses reduced hours. It was stupid when it happened because it meant people were more likely to come in contact during the fewer hours the stores were still open. It was stupid in hindsight because the stated reason was so they could be closed to sanitize when a) covid doesn’t last that long on surfaces anyways, and b) it’s airborne and wasn’t really transmitted on surfaces in most cases.

In the end, it’s just harder to function as someone who often starts their “morning routine” in the afternoon. Especially being in a location where for some reason everything closes like mid-afternoon Sundays.

There’s a reason I moderate [email protected] and other related communities.

Usually with Monster “Ultra Paradise” for breakfast and/or lunch.

My heart will pop sooner or later, but that’s about as close as I can get to a realistic retirement plan anyway, so fuck it.

When I was an Uber driver it was great because I could work whatever schedule I felt like working.

I didn’t even need to have a consistent schedule. My natural cycle is based on a Martian day: I stay up about 30 minutes later each night unless there’s something forcing me into a normal Earth schedule.

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A job where I work three 12-hour shifts per week, so at least my sleep deprived misery is limited to less than half my days.

I’m retired and I can finally follow my body’s clock. Bed at 3:00 am, get up around noon.

The only obligation I can’t readily schedule to my liking is worship service on Sunday.

Endless screaming. Just… endless.