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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

...did everyone get this?

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...did everyone get this?

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Not gonna make it that long. Nice try.

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      deleted by creator

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    Hah, now there is nothing candlejack ca

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      I don’t get it. Who’s Candleja

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        My favorite thing about this bit is that, after he gets you, he takes the time to submit the comment you were trying to write. Candlejack is really courteous like th

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    Mine says “December 5th 2023”

    • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿@lemmy.world
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      Can we swap? I’d love to die tomorrow.

      • spacesweedkid27 @lemmy.world
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        Well. Did you?

  • Sanyanov@lemmy.world
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    November 4, 2097…I’m gonna have a long life, it seems!

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      deleted by creator

    • Land_Strider@lemmy.world
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      Dunno, it sounds like 90’s to me.

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    Imagine knowing that you’ll live this long from now. Would be great

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      20 years ain’t as long as you think it is. Especially if you’re not even 30

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      I sure hope I live past 66…

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        age LEAKED

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          I’m not sure anyone is going to be able to steal my identity based on knowing my approximate age, so I’m not too concerned.

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            That’s what you think, P. Sherman at 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, Australia!

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    Ima die on my birthday? Man that sucks

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      It makes the math easier though

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    Too optimistic to be real.

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    Gross. I’d hate having to live an extra ~20 years.

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    that’s so long from now though

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    You can’t tell me when I die! Only I get to decide when I die!

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      Secret of immortality unlocked

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