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I’m now naked in bed, and this would probably get my boyfriend excited.
Monkey paw, your bf can’t get his clothes off
Everyone knows you take a shit faster while naked anyway
I get suspended because no uniform.
I’m sort of cold until I put on some other clothes. But it’s okay, I needed to change those sweatpants anyhow.
Right now I’d be fine. A few hours ago, knee-deep in snow would have been more annoying.
I’m not wearing anything, so I assume the universe throws a NullPointerException and everything blinks out of existence?
The mosquitos suddenly become very happy…
