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Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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  • reversebananimals@lemmy.world
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    I like my partners like I like my filesystems.

    FAT and 32.

    • original_ish_name@lemm.ee
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      Your taste in partners is as bad as your taste in filesystems. Who uses FAT32 in 2023? At least use NTFS

      • InputZero@lemmy.ml
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        Everything uses FAT32. ATMs, the fare machine on transit systems, the sorting system at your post office, traffic lights, nuclear power control systems. Literally everything that isn’t a Unix, MacOS, or a Windows machine uses FAT32. All that stuff has worked for decades and will probably keep working for decades more.

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      I like em like I like my encryption. Old and already cracked.

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      I prefer them to be exFAT.

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      My time to shine.

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    The D: is a CD-ROM. Geez!

    Dang whippersnappers.

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      • kautau@lemmy.world
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        Nothing like the beauty of windows having a modern UI with a hard drive icon drawn by some intern in 1998

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          If it makes you feel any better the intern got hired full-time.

        • Affine Connection@lemmy.world
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          Nothing like the beauty of a toaster icon for a keyboard

          • darcy@sh.itjust.works
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            omfg

          • kautau@lemmy.world
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            The best part about this is that the keyboard company likely followed tutorials for building their device drivers and never substituted the default image (which is a fictitious company called Fabrikam):

            https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/previous-versions/windows/desktop/identity-lifecycle-manager/ms694611(v=vs.85)

            And someone is now selling attire under the Fabrikam name with just the page title as “Microsoft”

            https://prod.fabrikam.com/

    • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
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      deleted by creator

      • machinaeZER0@lemm.ee
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        Gottemmm

    • Pinklink@lemm.ee
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      Omg… it depends on your input port grandpa! Please take your pills your saying that stuff again!

  • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml
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    My mind immediately went to ext as in ext4 the filesystem

  • fernandu00@lemmy.ml
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    I went to the comments to ask if she meant ext3 or ext4 but after a moment I figured it was just external abbreviation… Made a lot more sense 😅

  • Affine Connection@lemmy.world
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    Specifically, she wants to mount the D:.

  • NGC2346@sh.itjust.works
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    low tier windows users : the D

    chad linux enjoyer : Basic Data Partition

    • Voyajer@lemmy.world
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      She wants the /dev/sdb

    • pastermil@sh.itjust.works
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      If it got BTRFS, then one can simply say “pass me the butter”

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        This is not innuendo, I literally just want that data storage device, butterface.

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    She wants the scared and amazed face? I don’t get it.

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      Dick. the Dick. D: is usually where the external hard drive is mounted when you only have a single drive, which is usually C.

      • Eochaid@lemmy.world
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        And you normally put your dick in the external hard drive?

        • mihor@lemmy.ml
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          One ejaculation holds around 16 GB of data, so technically…

        • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          You don’t?

  • Chemish@lemmy.world
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    She wants the D: but he’s just got a 3.5 inch floppy.

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    And then you ask for the C: and they block you on tinder.

    My aunts friends are so angry sometimes.

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    Nope, she meant the ext4 drive mounted to /mnt/homework

    Edit: spelling

  • Redredme@lemmy.world
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    THIS IS JUST A TRIBUTE

    (I don’t know, you guys said she wants the D)

    • Affine Connection@lemmy.world
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      Kidnap the D the speaker the conduct

      —Opening crawl of Star War The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West

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    You know this one’s dated because I’m pretty sure by today’s standards having only a C: drive is quite unusual. Hard to find statistics on it but I’d wager most people have at least 2 storage devices, especially an SSD / HDD combo is pretty popular.

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    My coworker used to ask me this. Like JESUS CHRIST, WE’RE AT WORK, STOP ASKING.

  • Alien Nathan Edward@lemm.ee
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    Why would she want the (😮)?

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    and that’s how she got pregnant….

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