This tweet might lie but his hips don’t
This time for Africa!
Can’t tell whether this is satire or not, but it’s kinda funny either way.
Shakira law! Far too funny first thing in the morning for me. I will be desperately waiting for an opportunity to use that in work today.
I need this before Mariah Carey completely defrosts and destroys my ears
I don’t want a lot for Christmas there is just one thing I need …
I’m so glad I am in a position to not have to fucking hear Christmas music, some of the old ones are fine but dear fuck do stores and radio love playing the same 4 fucking songs. Also God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen is right good depending on version.
As a hispanic person i find your post offensive. The problem is that when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad… So be wise… and keep on… reading the sign of my body.
That statue’s hip lie, Shakira’s hip don’t, and we all love an honest hip.
What the fuck kind of name is Chescaleigh? Sounds like how someone with a speech issue might answer when asked what kind of cough syrup they need…
We don’t need no goddamned shar-ee-uh-law! We need good Christian law!
Hey there’s nothing wrong with a good ol’ ‘Death To American President’.
Here. When do we get our grades?
Contrary to popular belief, it appears hips actually do lie. This changes everything.
No fightin’…
