I had to go get urgent care wax removal after a wax hunk shifted and plugged up my ear painfully. I was at college and had my parents’ crappy insurance. I got billed $350. I bought several irrigation devices and an endoscope that plugs into my phone after that. NEVER AGAIN >:(

Congrats on your cool drug-less trip lol

Libraries tend to have bulletin boards filled with upcoming community events. Plus then you’re already at the library so you can grab a book or a movie or something too

Community theater can get pretty weird. (It can just as easily be not weird and awesome, though)

That’s because it’s math, which is voodoo witchcraft.

Don’t even get me started on fucking crochet…

Where!? Point me in the direction of these people so I can uh… show them the error of their ways! But first I will have to gain their trust by joining, of course.

The alert that got sent to my family’s phones included instructions to check social media

I know it’s not what they were literally saying, but it came off as “911 broke use Facebook idk” and I had a giggle

what, you guys have never gone to a sex dungeon and slapped on a blindfold and sat in the Free Use chair??

still salty about that movie ruining my 15th birthday

i love that the answer to “which one?” is “doesn’t matter, they suuuuuuck”

⭐😊 ty

I hope your cup gets filled with some Aztec style chocolate in the near future (or modern style, or something else, whatever you like having in a cup)

look different enough? depending on the civilization and time period, believe it or not straight to [the pointy end of the nearest guy’s weapon]

this machine killed fascists 😘

• washing machine and dishwasher
• robot vacuum (it’s not perfect but it greatly increases the amount of time in between necessary manual vacuuming)

as a gay woman can confirm that is some fine ass

also this child should be sprayed with a water bottle. back in my day* when you couldn’t handle that tutelary derriere you wrote hit rock songs like Hot For Teacher, not shitposts

*I’m a millennial stealing gen x valor here lol

Never actually seen any besides the cream cheese at Trader Joe’s. Going to keep an eye out now

Certain cheese (mainly hard cheese) is theoretically zero lactose due to fermentation using it up, but I find that even most hard cheeses give me a reaction.

I have a history of psychosomatic reactions to food, though. For example I couldn’t eat beef, chicken, or pork for years after several food poisoning incidents in quick succession. Even though I knew the reaction was all in my head, the physical effects still happened. Super frustrating.

However I have had 2 incidents where I had GI symptoms occur after eating something containing dairy where I didn’t know until I looked at the ingredients list, so I know it’s not 100% in my head.

To my fellow LI sufferers I encourage you to experiment with hard cheeses, as there’s plenty of people who have documented their success with those! :)

(Just do it on a day where you have a bathroom always available, lol.)

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this is why at the end of the day I hope we invent Star Trek replicators

and allergy cures