spicy pancake

Better Off Ted had so much potential :(

Firefly.

yeah remember after that hazmat derailment in Ohio there was a bunch of news coverage of derailments for a while? Made people realize just how common they are due to shitty infrastructure and practices

if “trendiness” is what it takes to get the US public to be more aware of the fucked up shit that goes on, so be it

OnePlus 6 I got secondhand for a great price. Love the hardware (especially headphone jack). Don’t love the back being made of glass (just… why???)

the main problem

IT IS TOO BIG

When I stayed in a Japanese hotel I got to eat fresh hot fish for breakfast and it was fantastic. (I’m from the US so we don’t even do kippers here.)

a baseball bat to the date that one dumbass fish crawled out of the ocean

probably either Latin, Arabic, or whatever form of mandarin Chinese governments use(d)

I’ve slept on airplanes, which tend to fly over just about anywhere along their path, so technically over the top of lots of places, and if at least one of them wasn’t weird I’d be surprised

Odyssey shenanigans are interesting and fun

Pandora, Icarus, and Sisyphus make me sad :[

you know what, i am thankful for you

unironically same

Earthbound—no wait hear me out.

Yeah it’s a 16 bit RPG about a really surreal alien invasion, but the whole world is full of lively NPCs with unique dialogue that often changes depending on where you are in the game. Even though the world of Earthbound is a surreal exaggeration of 1990s America, it’s a really detailed world with every line of dialogue giving glimpses into people’s ordinary (or not so ordinary) lives.

You ever get really engrossed in a book or movie to the point where when you stop reading/watching there’s a brief moment of shock where you suddenly remember your own identity all at once, like waking up from a dream? Earthbound was the first time I experienced that sensation from a video game.

hello fellow cloud goblin person

I thought this was going to be about how many turkeys you could cook directly using the reactor heat

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

the only time I’ve ever managed a perfect install is when I worked in a lab that had a HEPA filtered laminar airflow hood where not-already-disinfected items (like a phone) were allowed in it

why would they care if he dies 🤦‍♀️ he just reincarnates

my mom’s cats enjoy being breathed on. the stinkier the breath the better. they’ll actually try to stick their head in my mom’s mouth. it’s gross and fascinating.

ideally producing scientific research and art but in practice I’m just trying to minimize my own suffering :/

to add to the data points I’ve known 3 lovely Katies and 2 awful ones

e r e c t u s