*scoffs* those are dessert bowls

oh god oh fuck there’s indestructible physical evidence of my Homestuck phase

the missing bottom left window divider and the funky shaped gravestone were what made me suspicious. I’m glad to learn they’re actually human art quirks in this case though!

appears to be genAI, for those who care about that

edit: human artist, I was mistaken!

Photoshop battles?

https://discuss.online/post/16079714

more of a meme format than a question but this post was a hoot

this is lobsters all over again

paint every surface in Hamburg

the piss is deflected off of everything it touches, gradually gaining velocity from the repeated impacts

the city becomes a piss particle accelerator

destructive beams of piss plasma begin erupting out of the outskirts of the city

suburban towns like Neu Wulmstorf get fucking obliterated

the Danes start complaining that northern winds are bringing a singed ammonia smell

checkmate, betrunkene Idioten

that is indeed very Jason Steele esque humor, complete with copious horses

i am not smart. see edit 🥴

god bless murrica 😑

conversely, it’s a bad idea to not keep emergency preparedness supplies like ≥3 L water per household occupant, dried food (beans etc., rotated regularly), a first aid kit, etc.

be safe frens

edit: I’m an idiot American and forgot i have gallon water jugs not 1 L 🤦‍♀️

my tummy was making the rumblies that only hands can satisfy

can we give this guy a fucking break 🤦‍♀️

yes, with a usb drive containing Linux installation media

and/or because everyone chain smoked indoors

a pair of truck-nuts

new favorite unit

not to scale

the barn has a habit of curving and slowing your trajectory if you approach it too fast