A son is a son. The part of the sexual life has to be meaningless to the parents.
100% agreed
But that stew is also still a stew tho and a man’s gotta eat ifyanahmsayin.
May I have both please?
You may.
if i decide not to be a parent later on, how healing of a stew can i make out of the gay son?
1 day blinding stew
Pot of Unseeing
Healing stew without a doubt. The stew will heal my son of his gay-deficiency
You mean his gay-ficiencies ?
I’ll show myself out.
I’m not ready for a son thanks
I’m not ready for stew
chiliphobe
I am, pass over your bowl…
I bet my hypothetical openly gay son is a better cook/pharmacist/witch than any of your hypothetical, probably closeted, children!
I’d choose the son any day. We can make the stew later.
Is the stew vegetarian?
Well it’s not made from the gay son, that’s for sure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
That reminds me, how’s your straight son? I haven’t seen him around today.
He’s sadly bent his back and become afflicted with lumbago
I think I need some additional info.
Does my son do what I ask? Will he call me on weekends if/when he moves out? Will he honor the clan [redacted]?
No. Yes. He’s clan agnostic.
The clan [redacted] is also agnostic so at least he’s on the right track. I’ll think about it a bit.
Healing Stew please.
Ain’t no meat on an itty bitty twink.








