Not even funny false information.

Have you seen a platypus?

Reality is not concerned with “logic”

You are essentially a blob of fat, salt, and nerve endings piloting a bone mech with meat armour.

He survived

That might explain a few things.

The only things that don’t die were never alive.

Emergency situations. There are others. Just because you think all your emotions are valid doesn’t mean they are helpful to those around you.

*single target area

Most likely. Were you looking to attract bears?

Whats the scholarship on thise conditions at that time in history? Do we actually have enough of the bones to say?

Because I add the grease to my compost heap and I don’t like paper towel.

Not using glass removes the necessity to wait. Therefore someone who got distracted doesn’t have to scrape congealed fat. Also no worries about dropping it and having grease and broken glass on the floor.

Pour it when it’s hot and you don’t have as much cleaning.

You’re wrong.

Fuck yeah! Gar licked bread.

Absolutely. Never let anyone tell you garlic bread isn’t worth it.

Can, pour the grease into a can. Glass is likely to energetically and spontaneously disassemble when temperature shock occurs.

It’s a data collection joke.

Get one with as few chips and features outside of it making things cold. The dumber your fridge/freezer the less problems you’ll have.

I prefer an under fridge drawer style frezzer. I find it easier to use and less likely to have to chase a frozen whatever across the kitchen.

Stainless or white smooth finishes can work as a whiteboard for DRY ERASE markers.