But… but… but what if I WANT to spend the rest of my life barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen, surrounded by unvaccinated children of all ages without any science, reason and empathy at all, in our family values?
This is exactly why I think that when teaching history, we should make it very, very clear how many of people died as kids. (about 48-50% is the world history average)
But… but… but what if I WANT to spend the rest of my life barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen, surrounded by unvaccinated children of all ages without any science, reason and empathy at all, in our family values?
See and that’s where you’re wrong.
You would be surrounded by the ghosts of your formerly unvaccinated children.
This is exactly why I think that when teaching history, we should make it very, very clear how many of people died as kids. (about 48-50% is the world history average)
Will we still just have one gravestone with five dates spanning five weeks?
You forgot the beatings
And the incest
And the homophobia and the Grindr.
I’m shocked nobody has mentioned the guns yet lol.
It’s not time for christmas cards yet.
We may not make it to Christmas because of the rapture will surely happen by then.
There’s a new MAGA dating app called PedoCon.
And my axe!
And the pedophilia.
And the rape
Odd one out, what’s wrong with being barefoot. I like being barefoot
The “joke” is that a tradwife doesn’t need shoes because she never leaves the kitchen.
Then you probably want to come over to South America. We have places like that.
We call them
‘South America’. 😜
I didn’t know that Brazil and Argentina were so bad with the whole tradwife thing