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A paper attached to a street post with a picture of Lisa Simpson rocking back and forth. The text reads “Attention! Hi neighbor! Did you have a smoke alarm that kept beeping once every 60 seconds that you decided to throw in your yard out of annoyance? If so- it’s now annoying me! Because guess what? It’s beeping right outside my bedroom window! Every time it beeps a piece of my soul dies. Please get rid of it, I absolutely beg of you. It’s been a month.“
A month? Holy hell if it beeps every 60 seconds I’d be going door to door. I’m sure other people in the neighborhood would be happy to help.
Yeah hell no to a month of that nonsense. I give it one day before I’m jumping a fence and smashing it with a hammer.
You misspelled three minutes
You misspelled one beep
Oh, really? Maybe ask your wife about that.
After a week i would have stolen it and tossed it.
A day lol
1 year. Our neighbor has been doing this for a year.