If he must do this then I suggest the great migration to neighborhoods with wealthy conservative populations near DC, after all I’m sure the church going crowds will be falling over themselves to demonstrate their Christ like compassion they’ve long proclaimed to have.

This.

Not all jobs will be front line, you can change their engine oil with molasses and banana peels or things like that.

Dude stop. There only so awesome I can think you are. Fucking legend.

Shower thought. Sign up, take the money, do the job with weaponized incompetence and get fired (if that’s even possible), waste money and resources. Lather, rinse, repeat.

You sir, and I say this with no hyperbole; are a hero.

How is this anything else other than a declaration of civil war?

Hence the maybe at the end. I always use qualifiers MOST of the time so I can weasel out of any statement I make.

Im sorry to hear that, it’s not a one and done thing, it requires several treatments and a strict avoidance of mammal protein during the treatment. You have to east back into it slowly.

Several practitioners are having a lot of success testing it as an allergy, which it is. Mods deleted my commment but look it up, I have a family member who practices Chinese medicine and acupuncture in the US and treats people will alpha gal all the time.

And how did he get those billions? How many peoples necks did he have to step on to climb his way up. It’s not so much what you do with your billions, it’s how you got them that makes you evil. The only exception to this is probably Bezos ex wife, maybe.

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Who recently was the voice of reason in the room during his interview with Raphael Cruz of all things…what even is this timeline anymore??

Trump will pardon him 100% if he gets a federal charge.

Every time you do it you shit your pants

But only indoors and you immediately shit in the floor.

Every damn day. I wake up every damn day and check the news. Someday.

Calling it now, he wears a military uniform during the parade. It’s on my America Falls bingo card.

Short form content like those found on reddit and here on Lemmy have retrained my brain, I’m sure of it. I’m actively trying to fight it, by forcing myself to read full articles, scroll more slowly and try to engage more fully rather than just endlessly scrolling for the next dopamine hit.

It’s easy to justify this behavior because “I’m just getting my news and staying informed” and while partially true it comes at the cost of the medium it’s provided by. Screen “reading” has definitely changed our brains for the worse and most people have no clue its even happened.

They will first try to remove these guys “legally”, next they will intimidate, after that anyone who stands against his majesty will start falling out of windows.