You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.
You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.
I’d walk to a lemonade stand to see if they had any grapes.
Then (and I cannot emphasize this enough) I’d waddle away.
Till the very next day?
It’s been 84 years…
Quack
Quack?!
QUAAAAACCCKKK…!!!
Put on a blue cap, blue nautical shirt; but, and I can’t stress this enough, NO PANTS.
But for gods sake, wrap yourself in a towel after you shower.
FLY!
Damn, 3 hour old post and no one said FLY!? Ya’all need to be ducks more often…
This guy ducks
Quack
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Pick one person at a time and speak to them in human language. In some cases it will be to give them a special magical friend, in other cases it will be to cause them to question their sanity.
Then I’d get to seeing about this whole corkscrew dick thing.
For those who are unfamiliar, let me introduce you to Howard the Duck (really the first movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe).Does Howard have a duck dick or a human dick
Is that Duckdo? Or are they both ducks…
Lea Thompson is not a duck.
Yeah, okay but neither is that duck.
I don’t know what a Duckdo is. That’s Howard the duck.
I can’t explain it if you can’t see it.
So no go?
Head downtown & act cute until a college girl adopts me as her pet. Duck-nuzzle some boobies.
Depends, am I a horse-sized duck? I might have some people to fight
I see you’re a person of culture.
Got any grapes?
Check if my quack has an echo
I would have an exploding corkscrew penis. I’ll find ways to entertain myself.
Probably contacting some media outlets to try and monetize my talking-duck status, and wondering if if my life expectancy is on par with duck or human.
Do you want to end up being dissected in a government lab? Because that’s how you get dissected in a government lab.
Pretty sure I’d drop my phone.
