You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.

You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.

  • Dharma Curious@startrek.website
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    1 year ago

    Probably contacting some media outlets to try and monetize my talking-duck status, and wondering if if my life expectancy is on par with duck or human.

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      Do you want to end up being dissected in a government lab? Because that’s how you get dissected in a government lab.