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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago

Albania what are you doing? I thought you just made peace with Aberbaijan???

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Albania what are you doing? I thought you just made peace with Aberbaijan???

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago
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    First 5th world country 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world
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    My guesses:

    • A LLM is roleplaying as a pregnant minister.
    • A woman is “AI” minister and she’s pregnant, theres a typo and the government is publicly admitting corruption through nepotism.
    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      A LLM is “working” as a minister. The government prenteds this pretend person to be the lifegiver of 83 others.

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        Bruh. No words. I was sarcastic.

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  • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Jesus christ Albania

  • vane@lemmy.world
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    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/73Ii25cUyJc - he literally said that, I need to lay down

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      Can we talk about the second half where the guy’s proclaiming the benefit that when legislators miss sessions, the AI can tell them what they missed, and how they should respond??? Sounds wonderful. Let’s have our legislators getting orders from miss Edi Rama’s 83 slop-goblins.

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    I don’t know how to insert gifs on Lemmy, but I feel this ones appropriate for the What the fuck gif.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Stupidest dystopian timeline ever

    • KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      One minute ago I was mourning and feeling lost about the world. I open Lemmy and: 83 AI kids. This has been the entire last year: bouncing between feeling lost in life and feeling baffled by the stupidity of life. Our government AI minister is pregnant with 83 kids.

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        Also, our minister is a LLM!

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    What in the fuck does this even mean?

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      My guess: they bought/implemented an ChatGPT subscription or AI agentic system for the party members, and they have a super weird way of announcing it… maybe to make it understandable to very non-technical people?

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      Dumb people believe everything they read on the internet.

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    Albanian sperm so strong it can get computer pregnant 💪 💪 💪 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱

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      Now the question is, who fucked the computer?

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      Unironically, Albania’s flag goes way harder than it has any right to.

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    Giving your 83 AI babies government jobs = blatant nepotism

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      Child labor laws in Albania do not apply to AI I guess.

      • LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe
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        Child labour laws are bourgeois decadence

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    AI-Bania

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    Holy shit I would have a hard time announcing that with a straight face.

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      Sam Altman and Peter Thiel probably paid good money for that…

      Or just some politician is suffering from heavy AI psychosis…

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      Especially because you know someone’s gonna ask who impregnated her…

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        The Holy Spirit ™

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    Damn, Albania is really on the forefront of AI research nowadays, aren’t they?

    Apparently they figured out how to have sex with an AI girlfriend.

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    It was me. I fucked Diella. The children are mine.

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      Ai ai ai

      • themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Chat Chippy tea.

      • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Ia! Fhtagn! Ia! Cthulhu! Ia! Nyalarthotep!

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        AI

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      you absolute sentient loom.

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    Yeah, this one appears to be legit. Wonderful.

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      https://indianexpress.com/article/world/albanias-ai-minister-pregnant-with-83-children-says-pm-edi-rama-10328543/

      I…don’t know what to say

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    So she is having octogintatriplets, says le chat

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      Le chat is French for “the cat”!

      The more you knowwwwwww

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        It’s also what the chat in my name is from (my real name is a verb chatoyancy is related to).

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          Mr brightside is that you ?

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      That is a magnificent term. ChatGPT tells me bee queens lay 2000 eggs a day, or duomilluplets.

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        i think octoginta sounds more like a desease, like “oh no i forgot my octogintis meds” while milluplets sound like a fancy kind of pastry that used to be hyped on tik-tok or something.This is fun! The devil would probably father sescentisexagintasextuplets (leChat guesses) which sounds like a sexy spell to assemble a book shelf.

        …i should sleep

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