We already have delivery robots under capitalism, I’m afraid you’ll have to make a better case than that.

No one said it was gonna be easy.

Good news, at this rate it will only take you 3178666666.66667 haircuts to be as rich as Jeff Bezos.

But who will deliver my 2am drunk purchases next day for free? Communists? I didn’t think so.

What sort of herbs and spices would you recommend?

Plenty of people have received far more than that from their dads. There must be something else.

Well-deserved, IMO.

You spent it all on avocado toast, didn’t you.

Perhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.

Who will go down in history as one of the best traders of all time.

It is, but the perspective exaggerates it quite a bit.

Perhaps not, but their digestive system is highly specialized for digesting plant material (primarily grass). While I’m sure they can probably tolerate the odd insect or rodent that happens to be in the way, they do not do well on a diet high in animal protein, and in fact end up getting very sick.

Yeah, I’m sure they probably swallow the occasional insect as well, doesn’t mean that that’s their preferred diet.

How to ensure no male customer with any self respect ever returns to your establishment.

I’m old to remember what happens when you feed them non-plant based diets. Sure, they’ll eat them, but they’ll also go crazy.

Cows are vegans

Little shy, little hoe

If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis’s to all men if elected, she would be president right now.

No, because nobody would have believed her, for the same reasons you outlined below.

Now if AOC had run she might have been able to get away with it, but she’s starting to approach the age where that spell just doesn’t work anymore.

Adalbert Taumeltor

But… that’s illegal!