For people like me who are really dense.
“Just dua lipa” = “just do a leap-a” in the context of this joke.
Mamma mia!
Helps to wave your arms back and forth while saying it
🤌🤌
You post Dua Lipa and there’s not a one bit of those famous legs visible.
I expect a swift correction.
Let’s not forget about her banging music and killer pipes.
But more than that, let’s not forget that she was calling out Zionists back in 2020, while she was trying to promote her sophomore album in the midst of COVID, meaning she didn’t tiptoe or hold back to avoid alienating fans. Politicians in Israel were trying to ban her music in Israel before most pop artists were even aware enough to hem and haw over supporting Palestine
That was then, more recently she fired her manager (maybe agent) because they publicly aligned themselves with the Zionist cause.
Give me Dua over TayTay any fucking day of the week.
Why is she dressed as Air Mail?
So her long jump goes further. Obviously.
That took me entirely too long
you’re a talented athlete then
I’ve never even heard of the person pictured so I had no idea how to pronounce their name, so that didn’t help.
In German: Zwei Lippen.
Whew, for a minute I thought someone was besmirching the good name of my queen.




