This is perfect because at first glance you’d think wow that’s a heavy cat, it broke the roof!
In reality though it’s a normal weight cat that has been traveling through space at 40,000mph and rocketed through the atmosphere crashing into the roof. A meowteor…
So I have a friend who’s a gastroenterologist. They have animal butt artwork on all the walls it’s so wonderfully dorky. The employee of the month gets the cat ass trophy (it’s more of a plaque) at their desk for the whole month. I say, if your doctor doesn’t have at least that good a sense of humor, you have multiple problems
Cats already like heat, but on entering the atmosphere they convert to their liquid form and their heat capacity increases greatly! Since they’re now liquid the impact doesn’t affect them as much either! Cats really are amazing.
This is perfect because at first glance you’d think wow that’s a heavy cat, it broke the roof!
In reality though it’s a normal weight cat that has been traveling through space at 40,000mph and rocketed through the atmosphere crashing into the roof. A meowteor…
Ok I’ll see myself out
That would be catastrophic.
I have a feline we would be fine.
cat ass trophy?
So I have a friend who’s a gastroenterologist. They have animal butt artwork on all the walls it’s so wonderfully dorky. The employee of the month gets the cat ass trophy (it’s more of a plaque) at their desk for the whole month. I say, if your doctor doesn’t have at least that good a sense of humor, you have multiple problems
That would be impawsible to survive for anything but a cat.
Cats already like heat, but on entering the atmosphere they convert to their liquid form and their heat capacity increases greatly! Since they’re now liquid the impact doesn’t affect them as much either! Cats really are amazing.
Research suggests that cats are already liquid at room temperature, earning the researcher a well deserved Ig Nobel prize.
https://improbable.com/ig/winners/?amp=1#ig2017
https://www.drgoulu.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Rheology-of-cats.pdf
This isn’t even a joke…
One of my favorite Wikipedia articles: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_righting_reflex
And a cat could only survive it 8 times.