Okay, the chance to become a deranged santa-esque madman with pigmy T-rexes instead of reindeer is too good to pass up. Sign me up for 8!

How am I supposed to ride a pigmy T-rex into battle, wielding two m16s, and screaming “America!”, then?

Why do they always only have one massive entrance to each enclosure? Why is it large enough for the Dinosaur to walk out of? Why don’t they have two doors in series, airlock style?

Nah, bro still has a goose egg from his last apple.

That’s just what an autistic bot would comment!

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

chuckles in universal healthcare

Stop, I can only get so erect.

Your particular brand of invisible sky wizard is different from my particular brand of invisible sky wizard. Die heretic!

OH YEAH!

Side effects may include unexpected thumb wrestling prowess.

Catch of the day is my favourite.

The incest didn’t bother me

Uh…

Absolutely (nothin) uh-huh, uh-huh

(War) h’uh

Yeah!

(What is it Cat 4)

crying balls

Hopefully you mean scrying, a crystal ball that cries sounds dreadful.

Birds aren’t real though.

“Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.” - Confucius

:(

Evolution: hold my beer.

There is no limit to freedom!