What am I, a toastologist?

I’m 75% sure toast is real, I’m having some now.

Man, being a cop must have sucked before they invented time.

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?

Lord: No, do you?

Officer grumbles: you’re free to go.

Carriage pulls away

Officer ClocknTime: For now, for now.

Have you ever, like, microblogged the fediverse, man? It’ll change your life, man!

You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?

Where do you find a more reputable IPTV service? Searching for them shows a lot of questionable sites that I’m not eager to give my info to.

Don’t you want to see the Deadlights Erik? You’ll float too!

I’m here to drink tea and create future independence days, and I’m all out of tea.

Are you some sort of mathmagician?

Good thing you didn’t say circle, that would have no point.

Carrier salmon.

Heroin is a hell of a drug.

Did I say wHat, meow?

Carrier pigeons.

That boy ain’t right.

Nicholas Cage is a National Treasure.

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!

Either that, or a nice cup of earl grey tea.

Food bowl is empty: chaos

Food bowl is filled: order has returned.