I was just chewing on a Pen.
Penius… but it was a Bic pen and my name is Dick so, my friends call me Bicius Dickius.
Burritus of beefitus
Garlic Breadious
Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffius
Anius
Assius
@lietuva (Pussyus) and I, Fatcockius are going to the tavern, want to join us?
we also found Bussius (@[email protected])
we need to find Gockius
Bussius
Chiliius
Half an hour and no upvotes on this great comment? What has this world come to when people aren’t upvoting Life of Brian gifs?
I wish my wife was named Biggus Dickius. For many reasons….
And I thought I had to post this… Thank you
Croissantius 🥐
Tortillius
Gummi bearius
Yourmomius
Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!
Sounds meaty
And moist too.
More commonly known as Pussius
Cuntius Assius
Vaginius
“He has a wife, you know… Do you know what she’s called?”
Not Virginius
Pepperonius
pizzaius
Fruit cake with cheeseius - don’t really work.