As a German I can confirm Towels dipped in mayonnaise. Those tiny towels for just washing your hands are the best!
Do you ever use other condiments, or is the mayonnaise central to the dish?
Without mayonnaise it would be a completely different dish.
Mayonäs am Handtuch is fürd Preissn, a Gscheida zuzlt sei Handtüchl mit am siassm Sempf.
In the southwest they sometimes use vinegar and herbs and in Hesse (central DE) they have Grie Soß (which no-one understands). Sadly those differences are fading due to TV propaganda.
Mein Gott, jetzt habe ich Hunger auf enorme Badehandtücher mit Mayonnaise. Vielen Dank auch.
It’s an aquired taste.
Also it doesn’t have to be from enemies.
Some prefer grovbrød with brunost.
I was told americans parents usually put a few bullets under their kid’s eggs, so that they get use to it.
The key is to start with small caliber and work up.
Grandpa would always put a pinch of bird shot in our oatmeal
I always hated when Gramps made the breakfast. Always tasted like lead and a dentist visit…
As a German I can say it’s quite accurate, though I’d expect most Germans to prefer Remoulade over Mayonnaise.
I prefer sweet mustard but I am living in Bavaria
Yeah, that’s fair.
This is not accurate at all. Germans don’t need breakfast. And now get back to work!
Panic and energy drinks
The trick is to smoke weed to calm yourself until that stops working and just makes you more anxious too
Germany should be beer and clowns.
American here. Can confirm that Germans have towels dipped in mayonnaise for breakfast
I thought mercians just ate bucketloads of hamburger meat
So I mean it’s not just for dinner
Makes sense mac and cheese is British tho so it’ll have to be deep fried and left in the sun to rot then smothered with soul food spices I call it the triple me to the toilet deluxe
Mac and Cheese is literally a bog-standard gratin with Mornay sauce. If the British claim is to have downgraded it by replacing all the veggies with straight carbs then I guess yeah we’ll have you let that one.
Wth is gratin. Edit gratin is a cooking technique looking into it not a food item
Mac and cheeses origins ordinate back to the 14 hundreds as a meal most commonly found in the uk and Italy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaroni_and_cheese?wprov=sfla1
The modern recipe for the mac and cheese we all love and enjoy nowadays was invented in uk in 1716 invented by a housekeeper and published in her book The Experienced English Housekeeper.
we all love and enjoy nowadays
No. Well maybe in the Anglosphere. In Germany you’re more likely to see Gratin de chou-fleur, that is, broadly speaking, replace all the macaroni with cauliflower, than Mac&Cheese. If you’re being lazy just use a package of frozen veggies, those cauliflower-carrot-pea-butter-spices boxes. Add a potato or two if you want carbs. If you want cheesy comfort pasta there’s either proper Carbonara, or a cream and cheese sauce, more or less exactly South Tyrol style.
Nailed it!
Offensive.
Sometimes we eat giant steaks instead.
Or sometimes we grind up perfectly good premium steaks into hamburger. Why? Because chewing is for chumps.
As an american my favorite hamburger helper is the “oops, all hamburger!”
Mmmm hamburger
As an American this list look pretty accurate to me
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Germany here: wrong! Dipped in mustard!
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Made by: clueless Americans
Just because it doesn’t mention that the paint they eat in Japan comes from a vending machine? It’s a pretty minor thing to skip over. One could argue it was implied!
I see what you’re saying, but I raise you this, it it was meant as a joke, why is the American one the only normal one? Oh that’s right, lack of self-awareness.
Oh come on that was the most obvious part of the joke:
Triggering people like you who are angry that so much of the Internet is American.
Who’s lacking self-awareness now?
Could’ve made it any number of silly, funny things. But no, you had to go for the “joke” that is… checks notes… “triggering people like you”.
Cool joke bud.
Lemmy Shitpost is the most serious part of Lemmy.
Look it doesn’t have to be serious, but at least make fun of everyone equally instead of putting yourself on a pedestal like you always do.
You could have stopped at the word ‘serious.’
It’s not difficult to be fair.
Sorry, I forgot that shitposting was all about being fair. The ‘shit’ part means ‘fair’ in Swahili.
