“Only wimps use tape backup. REAL men just upload their important stuff on ftp and let the rest of the world mirror it.”
― Linus TorvaldsPrint your code in Braille
Encode your repo as a video and upload it to YouTube
Etch your code into a slab of sandstone and then bury it in the desert
That one would be a great art piece. Maybe do all the code used in the apollo 11 mission
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its coder well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fedJust call me Ozymandiassman
On a more serious note, how the hell do people use GitHub? I was the Gitlab admin at my prior employer (and self-host my own instance) and now I am just a user of GitHub in my new role and jesus does it lack any organization whatsoever, it’s actions are crap compared to Gitlab CI/CD, and it’s projects are a flaming pile or garbage
No kidding, technical account manager senior executive of my company uses google sheets to store the code his team produces, instead of using the automated versioned back office I personally created 4 fucking years ago specifically for that purpose. He has absolutely no clue what code is currently in production and keeps asking my team for exports of its how database.
He also asked for a wordpress instance with an associate git repository (of the wordpress code) because why the fuck not. He wasn’t pleased to hear that it makes absolutely no sense.
Last time I heard about him, he was threatening to leave the company.
Holy sweat banana, I know I don’t prey much, but please make it happen.
Making a discord server with only you in it and pasting the entire file as a message
“This function is void”