Looks like it’s just Domino’s. Since that tastes the most like crayons clearly the Marines are being deployed.
it’s 3/6
Wow, that’s more than half!
Source: I’m in the Marines.
There’s also a 1,000% spike at Pizzato’s, but others far below average. Seems like 2 or 3 offices working over the weekend, not everyone.
Two days ago it was all of them but dominoes.
Maybe they are just feeding the NG troops? Or maybe they are busy preparing for taking over Gaza.
Entirely possible. It’s not a very good index, all things considered.
How do we know they arent just having pizza parties instead of giving out raises and bonuses?
What is the theory on why specifically they wouldn’t understand the pizza index and use it as leverage to further cloak their activity? Just seems more likely to be a red herring than anything
I ordered mine with no herring
The anti pizza index fund line item seems kinda funny.
“Randomly purchase N boxes of pizza near offices with a 65% chance once a month” Assuming pizza is disposed immediately to prevent fraud waste and abuse of funds from an unauthorized pizza party.
It’ll be serious once traffic at Papa John’s picks up. That garlic butter sauce can only be consumed during times of crisis
The spicy garlic butter will guarantee a time of crisis very soon.
Eesh, behind the times here I guess. What does this mean? What are we expecting or antipating?
Edit: I see the article’s insinuation that increased traffic could mean something’s going down at the WH, but what are we thinking?
The feels when my pizzeria is better and cheaper than dominos 🤷
Tbf, being better than dominos isnt hard 🤷♀️
Is this why Warren Buffet bought shares in Domino’s?
