I’ve really fantasized about being able to view my stats after I die. I come back to word counts pretty often. Or how many “near misses” I’ve had, if any I suppose.
Holy shit I thought I was the only one. I’ve thought about this for decades! I think it would be so cool to have access to and comprehension of an omniscient record of my life after I die.
How many liters of urine did I expel? How many birds have I seen? What is my most used word? How many miles have I traveled? The data is endless!
What is my most used word?
The
Nah pretty sure my would be uuummmm
Yes yes yes! All these trivial things that I will look up and say “Neat!”. My heaven is pretty simple haha
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Number of times people have masturbated to me.
(Spoiler: it’s zero)
but how do you know?!?
How much splooge I’ve nutted in whatever the funniest whole unit could be
Are you by any chance the cum box dude?
I’m thinking teaspoons.
Disk, RAM, CPU and GPU usage stats compared to other people. I suppose a lot of them are built like proper servers with their good memory while I can’t remember jack shit, like information from RAM never get stored.
Frequency of nice things said about me per year, especially as a ratio of good to bad.
I’d be fascinated to know what the peek’s correspond to
How many times I’ve gotten out of a comfortable sitting position to let my dog in
In Soviet Russia, Bear-that-ate-dog lets YOU in!
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Give me my brains S.M.A.R.T stats. I feel something has been rattling up there so feel it’s about time to be replaced.
I just want to know why the only women willing to give me the time of day are mentally unstable abusers.
also, maybe, how long of a wall 3 foot tall and 6 inches thick could have been made from my total bowel movements.
I am in the 1% of humans worldwide who can lick their own elbows.
Please, no autographs…
Edit: I’m dumb and misread the question. I read it like: “What statistic about yourself do you desire the world to know about?”
I would love to know how many websites I’ve visited since I began using the internet.
Exactly how many people I’ve transported by ambulance in the past 36 years?
Status effects.
I wanna know what the fuck is wrong with my brain.
Don’t we all?
How many French fries I’ve eaten.
Total amount of Energy consumed
