fuck thousands for a coffin. or hundreds for an urn. can i legally be burried in butcher paper?
can i donate my body to science and skip burrial all together?
i want my final action to be a big middle finger to the funeral industry picking on people in their weakest moments.
Sometimes you want to be sure the motherfucker is dead.
I think it was Frankie Boyle that said at Margaret Thatcher’s funeral, the 21-gun salute was pointed into the grave…
He prefers “Dad”.
My mum doesn’t like being called Fatherfucker
At least it’s better than motherfuckee?