Man… I have to not buy saltines because I will literally just eat a sleeve plain.
I can just sit and eat a whole box of Triscuits if I’m not stopped, so I never buy Triscuits in any of their wonderfully delicious flavors.
I’ll eat a whole damn box before i realize what I’ve done. One day it’s gonna catch up to me and I’m gonna be the next person on my 600lb life
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Unsalted saltines are just wrong though.
Those are just “ines”
My dad used to melt cheese and put salami on these and we would dip it in marinara. He called it poor mans pizza.
When I was in college I would make toast, put sauce and cheese on it, then microwave. We called it poor man’s pizza.
I love a good sleeve of saltines and I’m a grown ass man with a family and house and all that jazz.
I too love sleeve of saltines.
Usually with cheese.
Add some cheeses, meats, fruits, and veggies and you have a bomb ass snack tray
Nah, ritz for that. Butter is a completely different story though. Especially when sick.
Club crackers over Ritz for sliced cheese, IMO.
But honestly, saltines with cheese are amazing. Especially if you have some milk.
Anyone still do the 4 saltines in 1 minute challenge? No drinking!
nah i do the 4 sleeves in 1 hour challenge
It sounds so easy. I don’t understand why I can’t do it.
I would much rather…drink 3 beers!
Thanks Andy Richter, miss you buddy!
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I can see that now, that’s too funny 😁
I gotta do better on the print preview 👍
Ok, I know you like saltines but have you tried…
R A T I O N S ! ?
I can eat reams of Zesta saltines by themselves. I’ve tried multiple varieties and nothing comes close.
Don’t forget to add meat, cheese, beans, hot sauce in any combo!
This, but make it a Ritz cracker mmmm
