Isabella Bizzy Boo
she’s a kitty, yes you do
she is grey and furry too
she’s an Izzy Bizzy Boo
Fat bois
You beautiful phat bois
You can’t lick your back
You can’t lick your bum
Because you’re a beautiful phat boiOh, an idea- sung to the tune of Bad Boys:
Fat bois, fat bois Whatchu gonna do? Can’t lick your back, it’s to fat for you Fat bois, fat bois Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do, fluffy tubber tuuuuuuuube?
Cat who is a kitten,
Kitten who’s a cat.
Cat who is a kitten who’s a cat, cat, cat.
Imagine that! A kitten who’s a cat!Seuss. That you?
Pussy pussy pusskins You’re still my friend Despite all my sins Pussy pussy pusskins I nibble your toes beans And risk toxoplasmosis Because I looooooove yooooouuuu!
Cat looks at me like I’ve had a stroke and demands either a head scratch or human tuna
Jezz, Jezz, Jezz,
Jezz, Jezz, Jezz,
Shake your Jezzie,
Shake your Jezzie! 🎶
(Her name is Jezebel, and I’m not very creative, lol)
To the tune of Industry Baby:
He is a Babyman A stimkin man And sometimes he’s a chimkin man. He’s begging on his knees Mommy please Won’t you give me zoppity"
He’s a Sphynx. His name is Babyman, he’s stinky, and when he acts a fool we call him Chimkin Man because he looks like an uncooked chicken flailing around the house.
Zoppity is his freeze-dried venison food, named after a reference from The Office. “Bippity boppity, give me the zoppity.”
Aww look at the widdle.
Kitty Kitty oh so pretty, kitty kitten cat!
Whooose a little creature? You are! A naughty little creature!
kiss kitty tummy a few times
Whooooose a good creature? You are! You are!
Sing in generic high pitched baby cat voice with a lilt to it.
I call it ‘Ode to the late Hermione’, written to the tune of Ode to joy:
Stinker pooper farter tooter,
Smelly butt and rotten arse,
If you weren’t such a cuter,
We would send your butt to Mars.NASA would be ove-erjoyed with,
Geoforming going well. Ooooh,
How can such a little kitty,
Make Mars smell like rotten hell.Stinker pooper farter tooter,
Smelly butt and rotten arse,
If you weren’t such a cuter,
We would send your butt to Mars.But be careful, don’t light fires,
Her farts are quite flammable,
Turning Mars into a pyre,
Stinking gas cloud pole to pole.somehow reminds me of Thunderpants.
I have many sayings for my cat and my dog but haven’t made any songs. I have sung other songs others have made to them. Typically my cat is the making songs. She sings a sad ballad when she thinks she’s home alone as she carries her toy until she finds us.
I know the lyrics to that song, it goes MOUUUUUUR.
MOUUUUUUUURR murrrrrr MOUUUURRRR murrrrr murrrrrrr thud (she drops her toy onto the ground)
Long cat
Long cat
He is long
And is a cat
Long cat
Disclosure: my wife is the singer songwriter in the house so this is technically her’s
Looking for Leonard, Hey! Dirty!, Rudy Patootie, Just a good ol’ boy
Those are some with “titles,” but there are infinite spontaneous songs that only exist for a few minutes.
To the tune of the chicken dance:
Kitty kitty kitty kitty
Kitty kitty kitty kitty
Kitty kitty kitty kitty
CAT CAT CAT
Whenever they beg for food outside of feeding time and loiter at the food area, i start singing “you still belong to meeeeeee” over and over while i follow them and gradually get more and more invasive of their personal space until they scamper off
Corporal cuddling, the ultimate cat discipline technology.
they hate it & they love it
