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The real hot dog was the hot dog we made along the way
Surely you become the sausage, not the hot dog? Unless you lay in a long bread roll as well?
What else is there to do for fun??
I lay in your mom’s yeast roll
Does this mean a hotdog is positevely invariant?
a hotdog isn’t just a sausage, but we might consider ourselves sausages tho
Only after you wrap yourself in a bread blanket
Yes I’m a hot dawg for sure.
this is what ancient greek philosophy is actually like
Sausage in - sausage out
this is like some wacky epiphany I’d have while absolutely zooted lmao I love it 😂
You are what you eat.
On a definitely related note, I’ve recently been thinking it’s wild how we build foot paths out of rocks and then put on rubber socks for actually walking on them.
In other words, asphalt is a scam by Big Foot to sell more shoes.
Imagine if all roads were made of soft squishy stuff like rubber or carpet…one can only dream…
That sounds fucking disgusting
no, roads would be soft and nice!
And full of dog shit.
uh oh.
worldwide astroturf
Just go to Vegas and walk through the casinos now imagine them even less maintained
Asphalt and concrete roads are both just elaborate gravel roads
packaged gravel
The rest of the animal isn’t around a hot dog casing.
Negative, i am haggis
I am a meat popsicle.
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We’re made out of meat?
Statement: While the majority of Lemmy may consist of subpar meat bags that does not mean all are meat bags.
I thought we were ugly bags of mostly water.
Both correct.
Also, there are four lights.
There’s a fifth, but
Shh! Not so loud. You’ll spook the neighbours.
My favorite version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg
Maybe we’re a carbon based intelligence that just goes through a meat phase.
