The peasants are asleep. Now we dance on the winds of our blades!

Physics? Where we’re going, we don’t need physics!

…you sexy reptile!

Something something your mom.

When I see this I hear Bailey from “Finding Dory” doing his echolocation: https://youtu.be/fqnC1hvDuBY

The cover image looks like he’s trying to make farting noises with his mouth. Not that that’s much different than anything else that comes out of it.

Looking forward to seeing just what species I’m coming out of.

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Ministry of silly walks?

Reminds me of the Atlassian April fools bit about pair programming: https://www.wsj.com/video/spoof-video-on-pair-programming/A94C0B19-D1CC-4930-9DB3-00F03BD76BB9

Interesting, but take with a grain of salt:

Another caveat is the composition of the sample. The Nurses’ Health Study that the sample was drawn from is made up of overwhelmingly white women residing in the United States. “Since sex preferences and reproductive behaviors vary across cultures, religions, or countries … the sex ratio distribution pattern observed in our study may not apply to other societies,” the researchers acknowledge.

We’re made out of meat?

Also known as parakeety

I just recently chased my two giggling teenagers and wife around a store with a small trex hand puppet and I’m a grown-ass man.

Firm believer in embracing humor and staying young and yes I bought the puppet.

https://lemmy.world/post/22143486

There’s prank hardware you can buy for cheap that beeps at irregular intervals similar to this.

Preschool teacher: draw a happy fish Preschool student: <the above picture>

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU…BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY

Aren’t we one of the largest threats to all living things? I mean, it even works when you replace the word lions with humans in that sentence.

The right kinds of friends will totally see this as an acceptable excuse.