Be in simunitions course
Am asked to play badguy
I’m in the room with my instructor. He motions me over and says “Make em’ work for it.”
“What exactly do you mean sir?”
“Pretend you drank a gallon of PCP, k?”
“O-ok”
“Act crazy enough to make them focus on you, that way your buddies can give a nice coat of paint, got it?”
“Yessir”
Immediately start having /k/ related ideas pop into my head
Team of two burst into the room I’m hiding in.
I’m behind a giant box shaped like a cube in the center of a room filled with storage-type supplies
They are yelling at me to come out
stay hidden
as the come near my box I worm my way around to the other side of it, in the dark to stay hidden
They finally catch a glimpse of my left leg and start yelling at me to come out, hands up.
So… I do /k/ proud.
I hop up on the box in SpiderMan pose and scream “IT’S YOUR MOVE MR. LAW MAN!”
He starts laughing while trying to give me commands
His teammate who I recognize as our most worthless, out of shape, fat female officer is not laughing and still shrieking at me.
I look at the guy and say “WHAT’S SHE GONNA DO? PUT HER FUPA OVER MY MOUTH AGAIN?!?!?!” (completely different but disgusting story)
The guy knows what I’m talking about and starts laughing. Loses his compusure and lets his guard down.
I the hear my two Badguybros start to come out from their hiding spots
Lady officer fires wildly at me (me, the unarmed obvious decoy)
misses me enough times that I have time to jump on her like a Facehugger from Alien.
Dude Officer is still laughing but takes out the other bad guys
Our instructor is standing behind the glass wall and losing his shit
I’m basically face fucking the female officer through her face mask
I have taken her gun from her and am yelling, if I remember correctly “I USED TO RIDE BULLS AND SLAY DRAGONS YOU DON’T SCARE MEEEE!!!”
Finally the guy officer reloads (he took his time) and pops me 7 time in the ass
What’s a simunitions course? Ive never heard of this before
Simunitions are a type of round that has a small bead like an airsoft pellet instead of an actual bullet. The weapons are outfitted with a smaller barrel to accomodate.
The benefits to this is you can have the real weight of the weapon with real cycling of the slide or bolt as you fire. It’s non-lethal and leaves bruises similar to paintballs.
I think they leave a mark from dust when they impact (hence the “paint” part)
The simunitions course I took shot paint rounds. Makes it very obvious for the instructors to know if you got hit or not
That sounds cool, i enjoyed airsoft so id probably enjoy that as well. But im confused why are they roleplaying cops vs mentally insane PCP man.
When I first read this greentext I thought it was a school course that American kids had to do.
Yeah I’ve always wanted to practice with sim rounds. The best I ever got was blanks.
It’s definitely not a school course haha. It’s a military/police training course that focuses on close quarters combat and escalation of force.
I have a somewhat similar story.
I hid underneath a desk when it was my turn to play bad guy. It was one of those desks where the back wall doesn’t quite go all the way down and stops about 4 inches off the ground. I would shoot people’s feet when they walked by. It was hard to contain my laughter as people jumped up like they were scared of a rat running around.
It took 3 people walking through the room not knowing what was going on and thinking the room was clear before the 4th person actually stopped and looked behind the desk.
Anon plays the bad guy? DUH!
FUPA had to look that up
Huh, I knew what it was, but never knew it was an acronym.
Aka the mons pubis
