- I know it’s not the intended use, but can you sit comfortably and relax in a sex swing? I like the idea of a tree swing with neck and leg support. I’d take naps out there. - Postural health and taking care of your cervical spine are very important, of course. 
- Yes but your legs will be spread eagle and someone might come out of the bush and hit you in the nuts. - A carabiner should be able to solve that. 
 
 
- Nature, you a little…  
- Now THAT’S pod racing! 
- Guys… - It’s the second best time to plant a tree. 😢 
- You know what they say about camping sex? It’s fucking in tents. - Seriously tho, fucking outdoors is the best. Hammock camping and fucking is awesome, hammocks are basically a sex swing without having to tote all the hardware. 
- Good old Jonathan Coulton. Guy who did the closing songs for Portal and Portal 2. 
 
- Not a lie was spoken. 
- Not having ants up your ass bad? 
- What, they’re enjoying the outdoors? And that’s somehow bad? If that offends you, maybe you should avert your eyes. - I don’t see anyone making the claim that it is bad and for all, we know it is op’s swing. - Why are you acting like someone said it is bad? Honestly, it feels like it is projection over your own shame over your preferences. But obviously I don’t know and I don’t claim that it is the case. Just saying, it makes that impression to me. 
 







