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Warning: dude to your left has his dick out.
Wouldn’t be the first time
That’s gotta be warning that the bottom drops off quick
Common in Florida, this sign warns tourists that locals may be wearing a banana hammock.
It means sex on the beach is allowed, but only if one of you is about to drown. Everyone knows this.
“Free Handjobs” But that’s how the sirens getcha.
“Must be 6 inches or shorter to swim.”
You may encounter nude bathers beyond this sign.
Watch out for hard dudes in boots
Sudden drop.
That’s clearly a siren or some kind of merfolk on the left, I think the sign is telling you this is their territory.
