Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square250fedilinkarrow-up1535arrow-down115
arrow-up1520arrow-down1image"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square250fedilink
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up50·10 hours agoAll these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?” Verbose disses only work in rap
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 hours agoOr a Guy Richie film. “Bleedin 'ell. You’ve bin 'ad mate. Blonde Tony was selling those daan the Nags 'ed last week for a pony. 5 for a ton.”
minus-squareKeenFlame@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·7 hours agoAahhhh winner: “that watch?” You are awesome. Now the ball is on their side and covered in two layers of diarrhea
minus-squareuntorquer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·9 hours agoAlternatively, “And it’s a very nice watch.” Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.
minus-squareDiurnambule@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down3·10 hours agoHo I have the same one. That the only one you have?
All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?”
Verbose disses only work in rap
Or a Guy Richie film.
“Bleedin 'ell. You’ve bin 'ad mate. Blonde Tony was selling those daan the Nags 'ed last week for a pony. 5 for a ton.”
Aahhhh winner:
“that watch?”
You are awesome. Now the ball is on their side and covered in two layers of diarrhea
Alternatively, “And it’s a very nice watch.” Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.
Ho I have the same one. That the only one you have?