10 pounds of sautéed onions so that in the execution chamber I can just rip the nastiest farts you ever smelled for hours
Along the same lines, but actually enjoyable, spicy chicken tikka masala
The final say
The Rich
Yes! I want this printed on a t shirt.
A bucket of the most disgusting, fat-oozing, cold, old McDonald’s Fries without any molecule of salt so I can remind myself why it’s better to go than to stay.
And a non existent icecream because the machine is broken
Tomahawk pork chops, mashed potatoes, apple sauce, chardonnay.
That sounds glorious! Not had it myself but might have to now.
My victims
I love this answer hahaha
whoa hol’up
A nice dish of Presidential Pardon with some pre-signed Bill Gates blank checks on the side
I’ll be dead the next day, so I’d say just give the meal to some homeless person.
This is wholesome! Good on you.
Freedom. Check mate.
Medium rare steak (sauteed mushrooms, raw onion), shrimp (6), boneless skinless chicken thigh, mashed potatoes, stuffing, corn, pees,cranberry sauce, cherry pie with wiped cream.
Everlasting gobstopper
My accuser.
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The Off Menu podcast takes guests through their dream meals, which a lot of guests take to me mean their final meals.
I’d take a very simple but well made cheeseburger and crinkle cut fries.
Yum, especially if it’s a smashed patty. It’s a go to for me when I’ve had a few.
Edit: spelling
A bottle of bourbon and a tin of breath mints
I’d have to go with the 21 year old scotch I had at my bachelor party.
I’ll never forgive one of my groomsmen for adding sprite to it after taking a sip.
It’s cliche but a nice lobster with garlic butter, so good
Your fav is your fav even it’s cliche. I’ve never actually tried lobster I get too in the head about it but I’ve heard it’s glorious.
