• Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world
        21·
        1 year ago

        For real. I have a lot of problems right now, and there’s not a single one of those problems that can’t be solved with an adequate amount of money.

        I, like I think a lot of people, fantasize about winning the lottery not because I’m desperate to live in a mansion or to have a $500k sports car in my driveway, but because I dream of watching all my problems absolutely evaporate before my eyes.

        • SolarNialamide@lemm.ee
          9·
          1 year ago

          I have a disability and I’m a student so I have zero physical or mental energy to have a job next to my almost full time study. I used to just be broke all the time. I found out there’s a city government fund for people exactly like me, and it honestly so fucking crazy what that extra 300 euros a month does. It’s not just that I can afford necessities and something fun once in a while but it gives so much peace of mind. One of my cats was sick a few months ago and I could just take her to the vet and have her blood work done without having to stress about it.

        • trailing9@lemmy.ml
          11·
          1 year ago

          Find the other people who don’t want to have problems and solve your problems together.

        • kautau@lemmy.world
          8·
          1 year ago

          And being able to entertain yourself sometimes so you aren’t just thinking about how you need a roof over your head or something to eat, that’s neat

  • Matriks404@lemmy.world
    152·
    1 year ago

    Over-consumption loop.

    You work hard for money -> so you buy unnecessary stuff since you earned it -> you have no money -> you work hard for money…

    I have quit this loop by limiting my consumption to minimum. My friends ask me why don’t I buy X if I can easily afford it and it will make my life better. Well, not better enough to justify waste of both my money/time and Earth’s resources to manufacture something.

    Also over-consumption is a fuel to capitalist dystopia.

    • DocCrankenstein@lemm.ee
      3·
      1 year ago

      While this is true, this is severely short sighted and misses the perspective of being impoverished and constantly being unable to make ends meet even after you have cut luxury from your life.

      • foggy@lemmy.world
        15·
        1 year ago

        Step 1: wake up at 4:30 every morning

        Step 2: ICE BATH

        step 3: fucking butter in your coffee for some reason

        Step 4: starve yourself, that butter was enough.

        Step 5: GRIND

        Step 6: p90x

        Step 7: Write Joe Rogan a pledge of allegiance.

        Step 8: GYM

        Step 9: GOGGINS!

        Step 10: MARATHON

        STEP 11: HGH INJECTIONS

        STEP 12: 😡😡😡

        STEP 13: here you can either traffick women or rob a bank

        AND THATS HOW I HAVE ALL THESE NICE THINGS BRO JUST GRIND IT OUT.

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  • RedditWanderer@lemmy.world
    1·
    1 year ago

    Oh shit! Thats I need money, god damn!. When we first met-up, he wrote on a slip of paper “I NEED MONEY”, I said “shit, me too!”. We started making it together after that.

  • NielsBohron@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    1 year ago

    Unrelated to the meme, but I appreciate your username. Do you prefer chair conformer or boat conformer?