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hypertown@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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hypertown@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    NSFW Warning. For the uninitiated: Back in the early internet (2006-2009), there was a video a man posted (somewhere, but it was circulated on 4chan) of himself slowly lowering his ass onto a Mason jar, into his rectum. The glass shattered mid way through, and blood streamed out of his asshole. It was horrific, and memorable. Kind of like 9/11 part two… Never forget.

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      I want to just touch on what made it memorable for me. This insane beast of a man quietly started removing glass from his asshole. He was stoic and focused. I have no clue how you react to something like that rationally, but homie pulled it off.

      “One man one jar”, I think, was the given video title.

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        He had to be quiet. In a later interview he stated that his wive and kid were in the other room

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          Isn’t that like a “go to the hospital” kind of thing? Not like a “take the glass out yourself” kind of thing?

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          That man is my fucking hero. I would have been on the floor rolling in blood crying like a bitch.

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          Interview!?!?

          • Confused_Emus@lemmy.world
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            For your reading pleasure.

    • Tony! Toni! Toné! ☑️@lemmy.ml
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      Oh, I thought this was about the cum jar

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      Wasn’t it an olive jar?

    • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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      Lest we fur get

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    Pixar’s newest query: What if jars had feelings?

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      Fuckin way she goes, Bubz.

      • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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        PATRICK FUKIN SWAYZEE

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        Removed by mod

  • A_cook_not_a_chef@lemmy.world
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    pop noise

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      I haven’t watched this video in more than twenty years and I can hear your comment.

      I hate you.

      ^I don’t hate you actually

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        I’ve never watched it and I can almost hear it

        And no I will never watch it

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    ONE MAN ONE JAR RAMMMMM RANNCH

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    The Man-jar-o Linux distribution…

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    deleted by creator

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    This brought up a JARring memory.

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    But will the jar be half full or half empty?

  • deathmetal27@lemmy.world
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    Jarate

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    Apparently I need to ask what this one is as well. And after the last jar related one, I’m not sure I want the answer.

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      i just saw the answer.

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      i can only think about jarate, but from the comments, it’s worse

      • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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        NOT. THE CUP.

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    I’m hoping for a My Little Pony crossover.

    • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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      Oh no god no why no why why must this happen oh god no

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    The first 20 minutes of Jar really hit me hard. Especially when they filled it with pickles. I was tearing up.

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    Do people still get this reference?

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    Is this a reference to TF2 sniper pissing in his jarate?

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      It’s a reference to 1 guy 1 jar.

      A shock video of a man inserting an empty glass jar in his rear end, the glass doesn’t hold up.

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        great.

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      Yes.

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    Luffy noooo!

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