- Something is happening in your mom’s bedroom, scientists say - I just so happen to have insider knowledge 
 
- Probably the earth is happening - Don’t be ridiculous! 
 
- IT’S THE MOLE PEOPLE! - “Down… down…”  - Is it a party? Will the Load be there?!  - He died as he lived. A total load. 
 
 
 
- That’s when the first kaiju made landfall in San Francisco. 
- News is appearing 
- <Scientists holding their ears to the ground> - Every random Stauber encountered in the wild receives an upvote. This is the law. 
 
- When did Eminem fuck the Earth? Did he get it pregnant? All this and more at 11 onfox news… P 
- …and you’re not invited. - Story of my life. 
 
- I can feeeel it! 
- Happenings are adoing! 
- The neutrinos… they’re evolving! 
- Internet posts are being loaded! 
- Probably this https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gx37ky3gyo - The inner core is usually thought to be shaped like a ball, but its edges may actually have deformed by 100m or more in height in places, according to Prof John Vidale who led the research. - For reference, this is like talking about the height change on a billiard ball after the addition of an amoeba. Except not anywhere near as big as an amoeba. 
 








