- Last I checked being ahead of schedule was a good thing, king 
- It ain’t even 2025 bro, wtf you do?? - Bro don’t ask - If fail to plan, you plan to fail or some shi like that 
- gambling drugs childsupport - been there done that, happynewyear 
 
- My New Year’s resolution is to quit doing heroin so I have fifteen days to start. - Very clever, throw yourself into the pit you - knowthink you can climb out of, so you can be proud of climbing out of it without actually making any progress- I’m not sure if that’s how heroin works. I hear it’s really really really good. - I believe this theory was also posited by a frequently referenced Reddit user. - edit: And based on their experience, probably should not be heeded. 
 
 
 
- I probably fucked up 2025, just not apparent yet. 
- I already fucked up 2025, 2026, 2027, 2028… - 2856 gonna be my year fr - If you’ve figured how to live 800 years, I think you’re ahead of all of us 
 
- I was definitely going to make a resolution to be worse than ever just to set realistic expectations. 
- I am proud to now be able to say with certainty that my '25 will be better than my '24. - Your confidence is enviable. 
 
- If you think 2024 sucked for you remember that if you are reading this you don’t live in a literal war zone like some people do. Everything is relative 







