this coming to me right after I skip dinner for beer

You were supposed to take the chicken out!!!

I don’t care, still pretty as f

Caleb, easy choice. Like do you know how great CrossFit is for you? Dude you don’t even need equipment! Just start…

Rude

1. Based, 2. I forgor crazy 8 completely, 3. My mistake, i thought they would be called lenf but English did it’s thing and it’s lymph (it was on our exam today, and none of my roommates got it right. The future of medicine is bright 😁)

Skirts, long or short? What is the name of the character that dies first in breaking bad? Astrological sign? Would you be able to recognize lenf nodes if you looked at them with a microscope? Why 20?

The first thing that came to mind was jack’s films protein shake video

I’ll have you know, your joke was awesome

I am envious

It ain’t even 2025 bro, wtf you do??

What? No toast? Ugh

Oh fuck off, I didn’t say shit!

It is like incredibly normal to do that. Everybody I know does it.

Mid as in “middle of”, right?

I was scrolling slowly and didn’t see the feet until I made up my mind that this was not ai generated

He’s a war veteran?? Thank you sir for protecting our country 🫡

A trap

You mean absolutely zoinked out?